Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
Randomize
