okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
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We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
She tried to beat the waitress over the head with a bread stick because one of her martini olives was missing a pimento. All while screaming "IT'S GAMEDAY BITCH"
Olive Garden will never be the same.
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
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I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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