fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
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I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
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So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
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