Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
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No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
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THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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