I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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