Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
So it turns out my dad calls his penis "John" which means he either named me after his penis or his penis after me
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
Every concussion has its silver lining
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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