I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
public service announcement: beginning at 10pm please text me at half hour intervals reminding me to keep my legs shut tonight. Note, this is not a drill.
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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