I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
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no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
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They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
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