If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
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My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
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No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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