I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
well you can't waste a boner
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sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
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Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
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