Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
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The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
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I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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