i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
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Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
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Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
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