i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
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you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
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Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
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I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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