Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
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How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
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I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
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