The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
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can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
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Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
How drunk was I last night?
You tried to unlock a door with your dick. That drunk.
Not the explanation for the cock bruise that I was looking for.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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