the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
so you had a one ended conversation with the toilet las night in between barfs. you kept telling the toilet how strong it was because its gone through a lot of shit in its life.
drunk me is so punny.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
How external is "for external use only"?
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
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