i dedicated my morning wood to you.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
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