Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
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Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
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He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
You yelled "NICE PAJAMAS" at a construction worker wearing a reflective jumpsuit while we rode past on a bike taxi
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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