Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
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