Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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