I used a bag of wine as a pillow last night.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
I had tater tots and weed with a stripper at 4am who compared the size of my boob to her head because fuck you my life rocks
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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