my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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