Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
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How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
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You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
So I had this brilliant idea that I would sleep in all sorts of sweatpants and sweatshirts... Apparently I thought I could "sweat" off the drunk in my sleep and that it would make me feel better when I woke up
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
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