its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
do herpes really smell.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
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