I want to make a zoo with you.
I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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