Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
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