Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
hell yes lets make some ravioli
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
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I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
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Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
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