Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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