Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
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Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
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There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
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