I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
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Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
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You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
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