her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
You yelled "NICE PAJAMAS" at a construction worker wearing a reflective jumpsuit while we rode past on a bike taxi
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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