is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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