the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
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Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
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So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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