The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
I thought spray tan was a myth
You know, something that only happens in Jersey
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
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so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
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there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.