Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?