its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
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