Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
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