He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
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