I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
i just heard my neighbor say from outside my window "i don't give a shit what he does, what the hell am i gonna do with my son's penis?"
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
So much Jack, so little girl.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
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