Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
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