Did you call me this morning? I was really drugged up and don't remember.
Have a good day. My vagina shrank.
two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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