if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
