K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
My roommate taped his phone to the ceiling fan to simulate walking so he could hatch Pokémon. Lazy people will always find a way.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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