youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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