Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
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Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
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I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
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