But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
and then I drunkenly screamed, "you can ride that Uber all the way to revenge city!"
which was funny until I realized I paid for my enemy's cab to go fuck my ex
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Randomize