I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
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