So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
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