dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
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HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
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At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
if you're wondering why I texted you some girl's name at 4 am it's because you wanted to Facebook stalk the girl who gave that Irish guy we met at the Chinese food place her license and said 'call me'
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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