the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
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