Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
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She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
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Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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