Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
Randomize
