Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
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I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
You're breaking my sexual little heart
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
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