Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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