It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
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