Me too!
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
Randomize
