Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
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Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
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Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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