I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
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Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
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I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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